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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Sleeping-bag-sicles and Such

It seems I've promised a few pictures here and there and thought I'd make good. Here's my cat Sugar, viciously guarding a maxipad. Thank goodness someone guards the feminine hygiene products around here, because I get so tired of Nimue, or "that other cat you never talk about" (as my friend Laurie calls him), eating all the tampons:












Here's Sugar ready for a swim:










Catching up on some light reading:








Fingernails on a chalkboard, dripping sinks, that jingle from some commercial that won't leave your head, a cat licking a sleeping-bag-sicle for hours and hours and hours on end:










Here's "that other cat you never talk about":











What's to talk about? Aside from devouring the living daylights out of every box o
f (unused) tampons I have ever purchased and attacking my paint brushes with a vengeance, he mostly hides or pukes. Sometimes he multitasks and pukes while he hides.

He's stealthy in his destruction and I can never catch him in the act much less get a picture, but I assume it's Nimue that has the vendetta against tampons and paint brushes because Sugar is not at all shy with his transgressions.

Rainbow pictures are kind of like animal pictures for me. I can't help myself, but I can never really figure out why I took them or what to do with them. I love a good contradiction though and a rainbow ending in a power plant seemed too good to pass up:









Everybody loved this thing and I have to admit the rose petals are incredibly delicate and everything. But WHY?!?!?! Who would do this to a poor, unsuspecting melon? And isn't it sort of a waste of food?












Here's my sweet pea with my friend Gigi's snake Sunshine:












Here's Jared with the same snake:













Last but not least (okay, maybe least), here's another bar bathroom picture. This is from the Continental Club. The wall design is interesting but the floor is all kinds of icky! No bathroom award here!

16 comments:

Heather said...

Love the kitty photos and captions!

toners said...

Love those photos! Gotta guard those maxi pads :)

jp said...

Hey, Jill! It's great to see pics of your cats! They need to be featured on your blog more frequently. :-) I am not sure I'd say the same about the snake, although he is aptly named! YIKES! LOL jp

Brown English Muffin said...

Is that flower thing a melon?

KarenSue said...

love your pics and your kitties...ha!!!

and YIKES on the snake!!
Your kids are BRAVE!!

Linda said...

Your cats are so funny. Can't say the same about the snake though. tfs

disa said...

that truly is the most random selection of anything. ever.

Roger said...

Great photos Jill Sugar looks just like my sisters cat Shadow...Awesome rainbow/powerhouse photo nice catch :D

DJ Kirkby said...

Where do I start? I thought my family had weird cats! Did you ever read my post about that? Certain things you wrote about your cats is going to have me laughing for days now and likely at the most inappropriate times! That melon, my gawd how talented are you? And as for your comment on my blog well, I love bats too...

the frogster said...

"The Other Cat" is, obviously, not a cat. Cats don't lie in the sink. I don't know what you have there, but you should keep some sort of death ray at home just in case it transforms into its real shape.

Bastet said...

The kitties are so handsome!

Maureen said...

I'm just glad there were no cats with snake pictures.

Love the kitties!

Not so much the snake...

Jill said...

Thanks Heather, Toners, JP, Karensue, Roger, Linda, Bastet & Maureen!

Brown English Muffin - Yes, I think it's called a honeydew melon? It was decoration at a breakfast I went to.

Linda, Karensue, JP, Maureen - I actually have a picture of me holding the snake too, but I can't post it 'cause my hair looks awful... :-0 :-)

Disa - :-) I got called "non-linear" recently...whatever the heck that means...

DJ Kirkby - I do remember your weird cats! And ***I*** didn't make that melon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No! My job was to photograph the melon to make fun of on my blog!!!!!!!!!!! Egads, I didn't even have the patience to complete cake decorating class. I'm a cake decorating class drop out!

TOO FUNNY Frogger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daddy Papersurfer (not JohnC impersonating him) said...

Someone's GOTTA, even if they did and it was deleted...

"Tampon eating pussy dealt with, news at 11:00!"

:)

Jill said...

:-0 :-0 :-0

Dear, dear, dear...

:-)

Garth Moore said...

I was just at the Continental Club in Austin (Elana James is awesome). Great music, cheap Shiner, but the bathrooms didn't win any awards there, either. And, I'm a guy and I was bothered.

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