I'm posting my daughter's version of the Passover story again. This is how she told it to me when she was three:
My brother has a similar version, told to me when he was 36:
The king was very bad. He wanted to take away all the baby boys. But baby Moses’s mommy didn’t want him to be taken away. She put him in a basket and took him to an ocean and put him in. Another person found him.
Then the burning plant was God. God told Moses, “Here. Have a stick.”
Slavery - BAD!I'm missing how one fits four cups of wine into all that, but I'm know its in there somewhere...
Freedom - GOOD!
Wooohoooo! Let's eat!!!!!
On a totally unrelated note, The-Guy-Who-Knows-a-Song-About-a-Chicken said there's a good chance they just put these signs up solely for my amusement. Let's hope so. I'd hate to think I've been guzzling calories all these years by drinking plain old tap water. If so, not to worry. Walgreens sells water without all those pesky calories:Meanwhile, it's a lucky thing Mike has this sign hanging up in Fioza. Otherwise, the coffee, tea, and smoothies would all be made from sewage water I'm pretty sure.I'm KIDDING!!!! Mike would NEVER EVER serve sewage water at his shop. It's just, he explained, that his mom likes little signs everywhere. Either that, or he just put the sign up to amuse me.