I get a lot of searches for "lactating men". For the record, I don't know any lactating men. If I do meet one though, I'll see if he's up for an interview, Ricardo style since it seems to be a subject of much fascination.
A few people got here by searching "untouched boobs". What can I say except I hope those folks find what they're looking for?
I got a search for "why are cokeheads skinny?" I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe coke acts as an appetite suppressant, but I really don't know.
I still get a bunch of searches for "sugar booty." I'm still not sure what that is, but me and mine can tell you quite a bit about "sand booty" after having been at the beach last weekend.
There was one for "how do you get ticky tack out of clothes". I don't know how to get it out of clothes, but my son got it all over his eyeball once and I managed to get it out. That was almost as gross as his gaping head wound.
Someone got here by searching "pig salt pepper shakers naughty". Yeah, so the naughty salt and pepper shakers do tend to hang out here, what of it?!?!? I'm not sure how a pig got involved though...
In any case, here are a couple of pictures. This is my boy hard at work reading the comics at the radio pledge drive last weekend. If you look really carefully, you'll notice that he's not actually picking his nose. You might have to be related to the kid to appreciate the picture, I dunno. Maybe you even have to be me...but I like it.
Lastly, in celebration of summer break being less than a week away, here's a picture of my fridge. It's watermelon instead of ice cream this time. I don't actually care for the stuff, but it was ridiculously cheap and seems to welcome summer quite nicely:
Well he is a fine boy and I like his t-shirt design the orange blobs are cool.
ReplyDeleteI <3 water melon drank a glass of wm juice just a while back.
ROTF - your post cracked me up with the search terms!
ReplyDeleteHere you go. How does that look?
ReplyDeleteI know a woman I used to call sugar booty... She was sweet as candy.
ReplyDeleteAccording to on line translation software, the heading of your most recent post translates to:
ReplyDelete"The results in the text expanded the original English also"....wow...that is interesting.
I was ROFL all the way through your post. What bizarre searches.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I always find it amusing to see what people are searching for. And your search keywords sure are amusing.
ReplyDeleteYou don't like watermelon?? I love the stuff! Are you a fruit fiend otherwise or no?
Oh and you think you weren't going to get searches for Olivia Newton John's Monkey Zwinky Penis BEFORE?
ReplyDeleteI think the ability to post a title with that Area 51 hieroglyphic alien language means the terrorists have won...or that I'm linguistically challenged - that's PC for not brain smart.
well I hope someone in your house likes watermelon!
ReplyDeleteJill,
ReplyDeleteyou need to buy a few more things for the fridge, one cannot live on watermelon and beer alone and exactly what are you feeding the kids for every meal? That is the saddest (but cleanest) fridge I have seen in a long time!
Thanks SJ! And apparently you should be eating over at my house.
ReplyDeleteThanks creative junkie & Sarah C!
People & Lotus - Well, less exciting than I had hoped, actually. :-)
Good to know Urban thought! I'll send the remainder of the "sugar booty" searches your way!!!!
Derek - Not a big fruit person. I eat it (not as often as I should) because I understand it has health benefits & all, but otherwise I wouldn't go near the stuff.
Jeff - Is *T*H*A*T* what means the terrorists have won?!?!?! I'm so confused. Because on 9/12 my principal told the school that if we canceled our open house that night then the terrorists would have won. So I'm pretty sure that terrorists the world over are dead set on canceling the open house at Collings elementary...
Alf - My kids USED to like it!
Beth - Chick-fil-a? KIDDING!!! I actually did do a little grocery shopping shortly after taking that photo. And HEY! There's a loaf of bread in the door that you can't quite see!
I love your fridge.
ReplyDeleteBut, I don't understand buying a fridge full of something you don't like, just because it is cheap. Won't you just end up with a lot of rotting watermelon?
Christine - Regardless of whether they eat it or not, (& despite the fact that I don't much like fruit) I don't feel like I've packed the kids a lunch unless there's fruit in there. Plus I'll eat a little even though I don't like it.
ReplyDeleteBut when it costs the same to buy an entire watermelon as it does to buy four slices, I always end up buying the whole thing.
I try & give some away at work, and it appears that SJ is going to be coming over. :-) :-) :-)
The fridge shot is classic. I like how the six pack is hiding under the melon. Very sneaky beer.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea my beer was so sneaky! It tastes not actually very different from non-deceitful beer! :-) :-) :-)
ReplyDeleteTheres always room for watermelon! :D
ReplyDeleteRoger - Yeah, & in my fridge, PLENTY of room!!!! :-)
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