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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Would You Care for a Canned Cheeseburger With Your Syphilis Greeting Card?

My biggest news at the moment is that I have FINALLY, FINALLY reinstated my "blog roll"! I had deleted it because the old blogroll caused me too much anxiety.

I now have a new and improved blogroll though! So, if your blog is missing, it either means you haven't updated recently or I've screwed up. OR it could mean that last time I clicked on your blog, a giant virus tried to eat my computer.

I found some more crazy pictures too, of course. Look, you have to be at least as smart as this sign just to live in Bellaire:I think. Although, I'm confused, because it looks very expensive. Too expensive to use to advertise a one time meeting, I'm thinking.

Apologies gentle readers: The-Guy felt that such crass humor should not be included on a family oriented blog such as this one. And while I quite agree with him in theory, I feel obligated to advertise this discovery:I've just never seen this flavor of soup before. Apparently my knowledge of Jamaican cuisine has been lacking.

Here's another recent food discovery. Maybe it's already made the rounds of Facebook and such, because I saw it on the internet and not in the grocery store:I'm certainly going to keep my eye out for it. I mean, it comes with the bun and everything! And the lettuce looks so fresh! I can only imagine how it looks straight out of the can.

My last discovery came about because I happened to take a look at my google searches. Look: someone found this blog by searching, "Sorry I gave you syphilis greeting cards."

I had no idea there was a market! Perhaps a new career opportunity awaits. I do enjoy making greeting cards, after all.



Cheeseburger in a can picture.

14 comments:

Marlene said...

ROFLMAO!!! Love the cheeseburger in a can!!!!

Funny thing...I was looking at some of my stats the other night, and discovered a hit that came from someone who googled "porn ripe"...and ended up on my site. You are not alone, sister.

Tracy said...

Oh my I would love to see that cheeseburger in a can, I wouldn't eat it though. And Cock soup mix, sorry but my 12 yr old maturity finds that very funny.

How do you find out who is looking at your blog?

Kerry McKibbins said...

Cock soup mix.
That's really all I have to say.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Marlene - Why does it not surprise me that we would get a similar google search? :-)

Tracy - Yeah. I'm absolutely going to have to buy one if I see it. But then I'll be stuck, because I can't stand wasting food. But then again, that's not really food...

You can't really see who visits your blog, but you can see how they get there (what they searched for, what city they're in) by putting one of those sitemeter buttons on your blog that I have at the very bottom of my sidebar. You put in on with the widgets or gadgets or whatever they're called.

Kerry - Right?!?! I probably could have just put that picture and left it at that.

Janet said...

lol Just I spewed my morning coffee. I have got to go to Houston sometime...

Arizaphale said...

Cock soup? Your blog is an education. Lately I have been seeing stupid signs and thinking of you but as I have just replaced my dead phone with a clone of my dead phone...I still do not have a phone camera and so....all I do when I see the signs is think of you.
But I'm really glad YOU have a camera!!!!
And when are you launching you line of syphilis greeting cards again?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Janet - Sorry about the coffee! :-)

Arizaphale - I'm not sure. Do you think there are times that are more opportune than others? Like does syphilis like, come into season? My phone has a camera, but it's so lousy. I have to keep a small camera in my purse. :-)

A Free Man said...

Cheeseburger in a can is ... disturbing.

Christine said...

I bought it for the rudeness...but cock soup is delicious and now I buy it actually because I like it. Snicker all you like.

SJ said...

Cock soup must be causing all that syphillis.

Lara said...

Wow the cheeseburger in a can really has me gagging.

And, I'd think what with the high occurrence of STD's today that there really should be a market for greeting cards like that.

Capitalize on it.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

A Free Man - Isn't it?!?!? I wish I could see a real one. Then again, my eyes might be damaged for life.

Christine - Did you just say that so people will think twice about coming to your house for dinner? :-)

SJ - Probably so. I'll have to promote it more thoroughly on my blog in order to increase the greeting card sales...

Lara - Right?!?! It's practically a sure thing!

Tracy said...

I left you a beautiful blog award go to my blog to collect it.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thank you Tracy!

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