Would they even give you this if you requested it as a vanity plate?I think each and every one of us needs one of these propane torches:Flaming for all seasons! Hundreds of large AND small jobs!!!! What more could a body want!?!? I mean...aside from a license plate that announces one's STD.
Here's our new dishwasher detergent:If the new stuff is "complete", does that make our old detergent "incomplete"?And which parts of the dishes did it not wash?!?
I wonder if this sign stops crime all by itself?And how much crime does the field around it actually get, anyway? I thought this was a nice Houston area picture. The longhorn isn't quite in the shade of the superhighway, but almost:Good evening, my name is Sugar, and I will be your waiter this evening:
Can I get you some coffee or perhaps some dessert?It's very distressing to have a cat as a waiter, apparently. But not as distressing as having an STD for a license plate.
But probably it can all be cured with a personal propane torch anyway. That's my guess.