The-Guy - ?
Me - You know. Lent? Like, when does it start?
The-Guy - Lent? It was already Lent. Because it was Fat Tuesday.
Me - And then it was Ash Wednesday and then it was Lent?
Him - Yes. Ash Wednesday.
Me - AW MAN!
Me - So that means we missed Mardi Gras Galveston!
Me - How did it get to be so early?
Me - It's not even Purim yet.
Me - How did it already get to be Lent? We missed it right? How did that happen?
Him - We're Jewish.
Me - Oh. Right.
At least we didn't miss Rodeo!
Some guy in a hat. Made of beer cans: