But then I buy a bake-at-home pizza at the store and it turns out to be "previously handled."
![Previously handled pizza](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-naZTyKjcyJo/Vd0TrBNOV1I/AAAAAAAAOnM/fsf_kAWyMb4/s1600/previously%2Bhandled%2Bpizza.jpg)
Then we go get the mail and within several seconds of opening a new toy, the Head of Demolition tangles the motor in her hair so thoroughly that it has to be removed with scissors.
![Woe](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I5yL1FeA13Q/Vd0Yz6tpa9I/AAAAAAAAOng/xvs_-fKzsbE/s1600/motor%2Bin%2Bhair%2B1%2Bplaymobil.jpg)
![Pretend woe What to do with a Playmobil motor](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xn_VM5l2_Zo/Vd0Yz6ff4nI/AAAAAAAAOno/i96y1psj63g/s1600/motor%2Bin%2Bhair%2B2%2Bboat%2Btoy.jpg)
![The look that says, "a picture was inevitable." Fun things to do with boat motors.](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-d4I11jNrfZ4/Vd0Yz5xmXqI/AAAAAAAAOnc/mEtYP8EO_o8/s1600/motor%2Bin%2Bhair%2B3%2Bboat.jpg)
And I realize that not only is the internet quite obviously missing pictures of my kid with her hair tangled in a toy boat motor and previously handled pizza, but that all the ridiculous warning labels in the world were apparently written just for her.
Because, entrapment people!
![The logo should actually say, "Don't Try This at Home". Just this once.](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Qj4jKc9B1pE/Vd2iOXwPmsI/AAAAAAAAOoI/-9e0d8kydt8/s1600/motor%2Bin%2Bhair%2Bclose%2Bup%2B4.jpg)
2 comments:
oh no!
Poor girl, but this is too adorable.
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