Fun Stuff to Do With Pizza Dough

Mom boring you to tears in the kitchen again?

Try this!  Beg for a piece of the dough she's kneading so diligently.  Seriously, there are better things to do with dough than knead.

1) Use as earrings

2) Set on the windowsill to grow more pizza dough

3) MOUSTACHE!

4) Drop on the floor.  Squish into floor.  Announce intentions to bake and eat anyway.

5) Use as oven cleaner.

6) Dough makes a great STICKER!

I hope you have as much fun cooking with YOUR mom as I do with mine!

Signed,

Your friendly neighborhood Head of Demolition, Chief of Destruction and Chief Content Provider