Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Tons of People Need Reminders to Remove Clothing Before Bathing (the shower curtains of Amazon, part 1)

Hello Blogville! As I've mentioned, we moved this past weekend! We're short one shower curtain in the new place and I've been trying to decide between the 87,000 shower curtains Amazon offers. I was going to post a wide variety of the weird and wonderful ones that I've seen, but believe it or not the post got too long, so I decided to limit this post to one particular variety.

It turns out that there are people the world over (or at least wherever Amazon delivers) who forget to take off their clothing before showering. These people need a huge reminder plastered across the biggest surface in their bathrooms.

Get Naked.

Here's another shower curtain that will remind you, if you happen to be one of those people and would like a matching silhouette to aid your memory.

A third version of the get naked curtain, but with a little more flourish.

And a fourth. This one adds a swear word. Presumably the owner of this shower curtain will be undecided about whether or not to get undressed before showering but finally decide that he or she has nothing to lose.

For those who just want the basic reminder but prefer a less ornate font.

There are actually no shortage of fonts.

Of course there's one for people who suffer anxiety upon showering.

Here's one for people who need the reminder but don't want to give up on that nautical theme.

There's even chevron!

I'm sure people who buy these shower curtains have well reduced the incidences of getting into the shower fully dressed. And now I have to legally warn you that these are all affiliate links. If you happen to suffer from forgetting to get undressed before showering and click on one of these amazing reminder curtains, I will make like a penny and a half or something. I mean, it's never actually happened but I believe I have to tell you that.

Happy showering folks! One of these days we'll be unpacked and I'll have pictures of the new place!

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Baby Needs Bacon T-Shirt Giveaway

Once upon a time an old high school friend of mine launched a business (and thus a Facebook page) called Baby Needs Bacon. For whatever reason, Facebook was nice enough to provide his opening post in my feed.

I don't really eat bacon. I'm not against it or anything. It's just that we don't eat out for breakfast all that often and far be it from me to learn to cook it myself. Bacon's just not part of day to day existence.

Still, when I saw my old friend post Baby Needs Bacon I thought, "Well that's just silly enough for my page! I think I'll try and help him out by sharing his post."

And guess what?!?!? It turns out that it either was silly enough or people who subscribe to my Facebook page REALLY like bacon.

I was shocked because usually my Facebook reach is squat. But I started thinking, "I'm pretty good at doing giveaways. Maybe I can help them that way!"

And so this giveaway was born! And look! Here's a picture of my kid wearing their size 4T t-shirt, which they're just now launching!

EVEN THOUGH she has never eaten a slice of bacon in all her born days.

I just love it.

Now if you've hung around with me at all over here on this blog, you probably know how this all works. You just click and stuff and SOMEONE will get a FREE Baby Needs Bacon T-Shirt, in the color and size of choice.

I know you're all clamoring for it because apparently people who hang out with me online love their bacon! CLICK HERE and good luck!

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Wordless Wednesday - Moving with Four Year Old

Happy Wordless Wednesday everyone! Seeing as how I never post any more except for Wordless Wednesday, I figured I better put some words on here. 

Here's my kid, just doing the usual.

And here she is again, happy with her first ever Jamberries. 

What I really need for her though is some kind of special laundry detergent that focuses on removing chocolate, so I don't have to pre-treat every last one of her outfits.


I admit it.

I need that special type of detergent for my clothes too.

We're still plodding along toward moving. It's getting emptier around here. We have one room all the way "done"! Now, if we could just get the other four bedrooms and the rest of the house looking like this, we'd be all set.

That's about all the news from here. Looking for more Wordless Wednesday?

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Wordless Wednesday at the Women's March Houston

My phone died about seven seconds after arriving at the Women's March, Houston. So not only are these the only photos I could get, but they are cell phone pics to boot. But we were:


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