Thursday, August 27, 2015

Just When I Think the Internet is Full, I Turn Out to Have Bought "Previously Handled" Pizza

Every now and then I get the feeling that the internet is full and maybe I should quit adding to the din.

But then I buy a bake-at-home pizza at the store and it turns out to be "previously handled."

Previously handled pizza

Then we go get the mail and within several seconds of opening a new toy, the Head of Demolition tangles the motor in her hair so thoroughly that it has to be removed with scissors.

What to do with a Playmobil motor

Fun things to do with boat motors.

And I realize that not only is the internet quite obviously missing pictures of my kid with her hair tangled in a toy boat motor and previously handled pizza, but that all the ridiculous warning labels in the world were apparently written just for her.

Because, entrapment people!

Friday, August 21, 2015

Parenting is 30% Something and 70% Something Else

Twenty six percent of Twitter is parenting advice...

And sixty two percent math.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Wordless (not really) Wednesday: Absurd Things I Have Done in the Interest of Amusing My Children

I'm not sure exactly what came over me, but the Chief Travel Correspondent and I took the Head of Demolition to see Anna and Elsa at the Frozen Festival at the mall.

It was AMAZING! If you squished just right and got griped at by enough security officers, you could ALMOST see Elsa's braid!

Luckily the Chief Travel Correspondent actually got the Head of Demolition kind of a good view...

Before she headed back off to college:

Meanwhile, lesson learned! We won't be headed back the dreaded mall anytime soon! Happy Wordless (oops) Wednesday all!

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