- Don't meet men in bars
- Tell me again if it still hurts in a week
- Pop him in the nose! I guarantee he won't do it again!
- And the ever popular and useful: When you play rough, you're going to get hurt!
Who didn't even get that angry when I made his new Rolling Stone magazine into paper mache even though he hadn't read it yet (ummm...thanks for helping me get out of that one mom!)...
To the very best, best, best, dad:
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!