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Sunday, January 29, 2012

I'm Not Puking So Very Much Any More, Which Leaves Me More Time for Shoving My Girls Next to Flowers

I figured I should update sometime, even though basically all I've been doing is working and not-puking-that-much-anymore and shoving girls next to flowers:



To his immense relief, I didn't shove my boy next to a flower, but I might as well get him in here too:


Once you've driven the same route for like, three years in a row, you'd think you'd have taken pictures of all the good signs. But my sweet pea noticed this one which had been there all along.

I guess it's a good idea to combine a salon and a liquor store. That way, if you get a bad haircut or your dye job goes awry, at the very least you can fortify yourself a little before going out in public.


On my boring travels I also saw this thing on sale at Bed Bath and Beyond. It was originally $30, but it was marked down under $20 by the time I noticed it.

And it's so incredibly useful for that price! I mean, it acts as an alarm clock! You can use it to cook lasagne! And it makes your coffee in the morning!

Oh no...wait...all it does is put sprinkles on your cupcakes. Ok, so it will save you a sore wrist if you eat tons and tons of cupcakes each and every day. I'm sure it must be worth the money and kitchen space...

Last but not least, I saw this on those same boring travels. It's not funny, but I just liked it...even though I didn't get the entire truck:


That's about it!

19 comments:

The Ceol Mors said...

Glad you are not puking as much! Gorgeous kiddos you've got there. If you wait just a little bit, I've got a feeling you'll get an evern sweeter deal on the Topiing TOrnado!

Ingrid said...

Hey, you neglected to mention that this incredible product can be scored even cheaper with the use of a 20% off coupon! I'm thinking about buying it, just so I can gift it to a daughter of a sibling that's been irritating me lately. The daughter will go bananas over it and her mom will be stuck finding a place to keep it in her kitchen. I call that a win/win in passive aggression.

Glad you're feeling better! Great photos of your babysitting candidates!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Cid! And you're right! Probably worth waiting for!

Ingrid - And here I thought ***I*** was a natural at being passive aggressive!!!!! Not only will she have to find a place to store it, but "Can we make cupcakes today?" is sure to be a constant refrain around the house.

Suzy said...

LOL about the combo on that sign! I'm glad your feeling a little better! Great captures of the kids to!

Margie said...

Lol, too funny, Jill! Glad you're doing a little better!

Becca said...

A machine that puts the sprinkles on cupcakes? I KNEW something was missing from my life! ;)

Great photos of your children.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Suzy, Margie & Becca!

Tracy said...

Not only does it put sprinkles on your cupcakes, its neat to watch...you throw your money away, lol.
Happy to hear your not puking as much..thats always a good thing ;)

MarkD60 said...

Why were you puking? What's not to like about a sprinkle flinger?

joscelyne cutchens said...

that passive aggressive comment made me giggle. :) that cupcake sprinkle thing is funny.

Kerry said...

I'm so glad you're not puking as much! Hopefully it will pass soon.

Love your signs! I think it's nice having a liquor store next to your salon. :)

Arizaphale said...

Gotta love those kids of yours! They are stunners. I am personally loving that topping tornado! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I mean, who THINKS UP something like that???? Mind you, on this occasion,we could possibly have used said useless device!!
You amaze me that you can still come up with this quality stuff whilst in the throes of expanding and not puking.xxx

Reds said...

LOL - you find the best signs!!! Glad you are feeling a bit better!

Slyde said...

would you PLEASE take my photo next to a flower?


p.s. and not a weed, thank you very much!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Funny Tracy! And thanks!

Mark - I'm not good at being pregnant. It makes me puke way longer than it's supposed to! And good name for the sprinkle flinger!

Thanks Joscelyne!

Thank you Kerry! And see? It never occurred to me that it was next to the liquor store. I just assumed they were one and the same! :-)

Oh I remember that cupcake incident Arizaphale!!!!

Thanks Reds!

But of course Slyde! Just let us know when you're in town and we'll set you up with all kinds of non-weeds!

Lotus07 said...

Congrates on the 'No Puke' status.

Don't for get the wonderful Ghana Restaurant. I am sure the menu is memorable.

I would assume that there is a name for people with a phobia of not having their cupcake sprinkles exactly random on their desert. This machine is obviously for them.

Kerry McKibbins said...

Glad you're not getting sick so much! I love the paper truck!

Kerry McKibbins said...

Glad you're not getting sick so much! I love the paper truck!

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