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Sunday, September 29, 2013

I almost never get a chance to go shopping, but when I do I like to shoplift.

I had the best day yesterday! Oatmeal is one of my very favorite outfits. I like to wear it with blueberries and cranberries.


Oh! We're going out? Why then, yes, actually. I *would* like a bath, thankyouverymuch.


I ate in an Ethiopian restaurant for the first time. Actually, it was Mom and Dad's first time too. I love the whole "no silverware" thing! Who'd'a thunk I'd be on par with the grown ups?


I decorated myself in celebration:


And then we went shopping. Pants for Dad, baskets for Mom, and this cool ceramic vase for me:


What do you mean I can't keep the vase?!?! I got it out of the store, didn't I? And let me tell you it was no easy trick seeing as I was confined to a stroller for the entire ten minutes we were in the store.

Oh well. At least I learned a few shoplifting skills. For one thing, I have to remember to hide the vase better once I have it. Also, the security at Micheal's could use a little work. Apparently.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Jill, you are too funny!

The Ceol Mors said...

Awww she is going to be able to pay her own way through college!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Debra!

Oh I hadn't thought that far in advance Cid! Lucky us!

MarkD60 said...

I can hear you in court, explaining to the judge how your baby took the vase!

Arizaphale said...

Did you take it back? We have some friends with a daughter who was renowned for this talent. They were forever finding things in her stroller when they put her back into the car. To be fair, they were usually smaller than that vase though!!!! That kid has chutzpah!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh we went back to the store and took it back. The cashier seemed amazingly nonchalant about it, as if people walked out with giant vases visible in their strollers on a daily basis.
:-)

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh and Mark I can put that right up with talking myself out of a speeding ticket because I saw a deer and sped up! :-)

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