- Green Beans
- Reach from high chair to grab chocolate off table
- Emergency room
- Two staples in back of her head
On the bright side, if head stapling is in order, Christmas Even is the time to do it. Apparently.
My Parter in Crime couldn't believe I let the Head of Demolition have her very first candy cane, because I am usually against food coloring and this treat had food color in spades.
But it was past bedtime and the hospital had on the sushi and ritual bondage channel. So not only did I allow it, I was all:
"For CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE!!!!! Somebody PLEASE get this child sugar and food color!"
She also got a beanie baby, and a toy from some Disney movie I never heard of.
She actually left the hospital more upset about the fact that they didn't have stickers like her pediatrician does than she was about the staples.
Our December has been a constant traipse to and from healthcare facilities for the following:
- Staph (twice, same kid)
- Ear infection
- Hives (twice, two separate kids)
- Head stapling
I've had a hard time figuring out if it is too very disgusting to put a picture of the staples here. And since it's taken me so long to figure it out, I'm thinking that's pretty much a yes.
Hope you had a nice Christmas and/or a merry Thursday!