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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Start With Pee, End With a Special Event. Or maybe it's the other way around.

My plan for celebrating my very last class was to take a few pictures of my cousins and then sleep in on Sunday. Instead, I saw David Allen Coe went to bed right around when I usually wake up. The best laid plans of mice and men...

I didn't get a picture of David Allen Coe, but The-Guy did get a picture of a sign. I don't even want to consider what type of special events are held in bathrooms:
bathroom sign
The bathroom was working despite the lack of special events, so My Boy thought that maybe using the bathroom WAS the special event.

My Stepgal painted my toenails like this:
toes
A five year old asked me if it came out of the bottle like that. I guess when you've grown up knowing skype and cell phones and all types of i-things, newsprint out of a bottle sounds completely plausible.

I'm not sure why anyone would want to start with "pee" no matter what one ends with, but evidently that's what they're condoning at My Boy's martial arts class:
start with pee
I don't know why.

And that's it - another fine week! Wishing everyone a good one!

16 comments:

The Ceol Mors said...

The toenails are seriously cool.

Marlene said...

Those toenails are the first thing I noticed! LOL!! Fabby!

Stepgal said...

MY MASTERPIECES

Tracy said...

Impressed with those nails...well does it come out of the bottle like that, teehee.
You guys have the weirdest signs, lol

Stepgal said...

ALSO, "SPECIAL EVENTS" MEANS DOING THE DEED BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY GET HOME, SO I'VE HEARD (STILL A VIRGIN, FOR THE LONG TIME READERS HERE.)

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Cid and Marlene & Tracy! I'm sure My Stepgal is loving your comments!

Tracy - No, it doesn't! She lays down newspaper and puts vodka on top!

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡THANK YOU FOR THE PEDICURE STEPGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And for the information on the sign! On the lack of special events, ummm...congratulations? I've heard Jdate is fantastic... :-) :-) :-)

Arizaphale said...

I am completely at sea regarding the 'start with pee' remark! Presumably you know what they are actually talking about? And wiiild toenails!! I bet they took some time to complete.I don't know about vodka and newsprint but there was a brand of vodka cruiser here which gave away a free nailpolish with every bottle!! Maybe this is the reason why????

Nicki said...

Don't get the pee; toenails are neato!; and the bathroom sign had me literally LOL.

Reds said...

Love your sign shots! That one is too funny!! And love your pedicure - very cool!

Margaret said...

Awesome toenails! And the signs made me laugh.

Angela2932 said...

Love the bathroom shot, and I want those toes! Great comment, "Did it come out of the bottle like that," although at first, I misread it and thought she asked , "Did I come out of the bottle like that!"

Lotus07 said...

Which little piggy is the sports section on?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Arizaphale - I have NO IDEA what the pee means! My boy doesn't either, although admittedly his attendance isn't all that great. Sounds plausible on the vodka/nail polish thing!

Thank Nicki! I don't get the pee thing either. All I know is...I don't know.

Thanks Reds!

Thanks Margaret!

Funny Angela!

Lotus - I'll have to ask. She did pick the sections with care, so she would know. :-)

Fun Gal Julie said...

I too saw the sign taking "Peanut" to class and she informed me that "the word was speed, but someone erased it to read pee". She obviously thinks that since I spend the day with 2-3 year olds, I'm at their brain function level. And you know what? Some days I am!

Janet said...

Holy mole, how DID she do those toenails?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks for clearing up the mystery Julie!!!!!

Janet - She puts on white, then she lays newspaper over it and she puts vodka on the newspaper. Then when she lifts it off, the print is still there!

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