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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Internet is Afraid of My Husband. And also the baby is accidentally turning us into vampires.*

We had no internet for awhile. Well, The-Guy-Who-Knows-A-Song-About-A-Chicken had internet only on his computer. But probably the internet knows he's the one that pays the bill and so it came on when he needed it to work.

It's fixed now though so here are some pictures of the little nocturnal one:



We're trying to get her to do that sleeping thing during the night time, so we don't accidentally turn into vampires. I think that's what happens when you have to turn nocturnal against your will.





I have this book called "What to Expect the First Year" that's supposed to be helping us get her to sleep and do other fine baby stuff, but I think it should be renamed, "806 Pages Worth of Ways You're Doin' Your Baby Wrong" or maybe "806 Ways You Might Accidentally Kill Your Baby".





Or maybe they should name it something simpler like, "Everything You Did With Your First Two Babies Was Wrong."



Baby says she's going to be just fine DESPITE what the baby book says though. Because...BABY POWER!



(*Sorry about the pictures. Something has changed on my blog & I don't have any more time to figure out why it's suddenly lopping off the sides of all the horizontal pictures)

23 comments:

Annemarie Oliva said...

Jill, I know you know this and have heard it before, but she is ADORABLE!

Susan Beth said...

She is so cute I'd be willing to be a vampire for her! Great shots!

Beth said...

I think it should be called "You Never Know What To Expect The First Year"!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Annemarie!

Thanks & funny Susan Beth!

And funny that's true Beth. Although apparently you can expect a bunch of contradictory information, even in the same book!

Nicki said...

She is a cutie (and yea, pitch the book - it will only freak you out with discovering what you think you knew was all wrong.)

The Ceol Mors said...

I will never get tired of seeing Baby L raising her fist in a rock salute. Ever.

Reds said...

She is adorable!!! Love that last shot - too cute!

MarkD60 said...

Glad you got your internet working. Hope you don't turn into a vampire. Cute baby pix.

Oren said...

Look at you making cute babies!

vtedtechie said...

Awesome. Nice work, Mama! We just dropped our eldest (now 10) off at summer camp for 3.5 weeks. I can't believe he was ever that small.

Anonymous said...

ADORABLE?
ADORABLE is BILLY BOO 222 & DEBSTERDOO?
We think you forgot to check out your last blog as you are totally incriminating yourself with " VAMPIRES" and
" MARY PAT".
Not to even mention SLY- DASSAULT- JAGGER- CROW- DEPP- PENN- YOKO ONO...and the list keeps expanding -777 Pink Panda St.
We'll come back and check it out.
Just a few " teasers".
CCUPAC 17.
UNGREP 9.
NCERTOE 3.
SESSESJ 21.
VASUPSSE 9.
Here comes " JESTOCCO".
And " JEZDYNAMITE ".
Did we mention CHUMERO- CHUMATO?
Know who told about that?
EPORTSCH 13.
And that's all about " SHURE".

Bruce Johnson said...

I suppose this means that the pregnancy was a success. Now comes the torent of baby pictures........it is cute, I have to admit.

I am back on line due to circumstances beyond my control, so I expect more bizarre signs and that different view of the world form the Jewish perspective.

http://censored-mind.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

GETHEY?
165?
This what you're talking about with GROSS.
VIRGINIA goes DOWNN?
That's been awhile now with LOWE.
And ADUCCA with RED CANYON LODGE and OUTRIGGER HOTEL....UNDEF...MELVILLE JONES...
BURKE.
They also got THEYSG 165.
And that's " supposedly" VILLE 999.
Did they tell you there's a movie called Kansas King?
Cannes by 2014?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks everyone! And oh NO Oren!!!! Just ONE cute baby! Not "babies"!!!!!

Can you believe this sweet little thing just came off a SIX HOUR crying/screaming jag? Six hours. Colic anyone?

Anonymous said...

Oh oh...poor TWIPPLY in PEDOPHELIA.
She's so crazed she can't even see the light coming at her at 90 MPH!
That's MPG, by the way, and NYE.
So , don't say we never warned you about OLIVER NORTH- MEL MARTINEZ.
And TORY DISC 47.
It's DANA- FREDST & DOT.
They took off with THOMAS and ROCKET MAN.
And you know who else?
" PASSION FORD".
That's mob for ya.
DETINGO 45.
Anybody want a ride to TORONTO?
" KILLA COLES" got a NERSZE 29 " special".

Anonymous said...

Jill.
It's a name of a Judge who went to Haiti.
Jill.
But he was French,
He spells it Gilles.
And he knows Sean Penn.
Because both of them are supposedly into PLO- IRA.
They run guns with Oliver North is what they say.
And they also run a business in Nice.
And Leslie Caron and Johnny Depp are being attached to the company , too.
With RMSCARE 20.
What is RMSCARE 20?
They say it's Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh in United Nations with " SS" leanings and pedophiles like -
" MATT CARNEVALE".
" MATT CARNEVALE" is being tied to " GRAVEYARD CARIVALS".
And what they say is it's all about UK- VIRGINIA.
And " PORTSLY" - 69.
Explosives - ACE.
LA SEAS with " SS" LA who are close to Austria and French fees for " OSIRIS".
Hollywood.
How do we know?
CHARMTO 38.
CHARMTO 38 is Dick Cheney.
And Hansen.
And Mitt Romney .
All working Toronto,
With physicians in organ culls.
How do they know?
ODUCHARME.
Who is ODUCHARME?
Stephen Harper.
Robert Gates.
Duke .
And this is why there is so much " Duke of Earl".
And JONSO.
And mob Washington.

Anonymous said...

THE GAMME.
Is that why you call it OSIRIS?
PLAYDOTA is THE GAMME?
And so you have THE ROCCE for PR and ISTANBUL?
" UNDERSTAND" they now have " SSTAN" &
" RUTHIBELLE" and those are " BOW- GUNS" with
YANKEE NK?
CHESSLARESS & TESLAGUN.
All talking with RGEROKE 25 to " fuck Washington".
And that's a definite " BULL MASTIFF".
Know who told this time?
Tell us the difference between SUBCUME 100 and ASCUME 1.
They need it for the scripts in KANSAS KINGS.
OLD KNUDSEN.

Anonymous said...

It's all about SUMAR SUMANDO .
And AMILEGST with PORTSLY.
This is the DETGET N9.
DEPLAND to ONOTENT.

Anonymous said...

It's " SS" - UN.
" UNTRYYO- 29".
What do you do with the babies TWIPPLY SKWOOD?
You had better " HURE".
SEACREST beats you out of deals.

Anonymous said...

Twipply, they say you are Louisiana - Yemen.
Whatbarenyou doing in both of those places ?
What kind of business are you in?
They say you ship " stuff" to Nice?
With QUAZEN 67?
We thought 6 is explosives and 7 is UN?
And the queen is the queen of course!
And Arizona has its Zetas with ACE.
But Leonardo is into this too with Nye- Cheney- Mann?
NUTHOSU 186?
That's with THE ROCCE?

D.J. Kirkby said...

Great pots, you are such a talented photographer...or perhaps you just have an exceptionally beautiful model.

Tracy said...

Your baby is soooo cute. I just want to snuggle her up.
Yes, stay away from those books, they make you feel like you do everything wrong.
You are a good mom, you other children turned out just great :)

I think Anonymous need to get a life and stop posting jibberish on your blog, teehee.

Arizaphale said...

My friend used to refer to the UK 'Health Visitors' (aka childcare nurses) as 'The Baby Police'. Every time they came around she was doing it wrong. Apparently. At 17 now, her beautiful, healthy, well adjusted daughter should probably flip them the bird. The best advice anyone ever gave me was 'babies don't read those baby books'...(and OMG that last picture...how precious is that?????)

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