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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

I Always Forget How Long a Day is When You're Awake All 24 Hours of it

In case you haven't met her elsewhere on the internets, here's our baby:





ALL babies were born to be held. And cuddled. You can tell, because they can't walk or get anywhere by themselves.



Our baby makes CERTAIN people know she should be held, preferably at ALL TIMES.

She even came equipped with a handy dandy siren that goes off lest anyone forget this inalienable right.



Often the siren misfires, and goes off when she IS being held:



It starts out all, "I'm angry!! I'm angry!! I'm SO VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!"

If response is inadequate it changes to the sound of a forlorn chipmunk wailing, "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!! I'm OUT OF CONTROL!!"



She doesn't always look capable of that much ruckus, but she is.



Especially between midnight and five o'clock am. Because, when I told her we were morning people, I neglected to tell her that "morning" is between five am and noon. NOT from midnight to four am.



Once she's satisfied that the people around her remember that no part of her body should ever touch anything that is not 98.5 degrees and distinctly human unless she is thoroughly passed out (and preferably swaddled), she's much happier.



At least for a few moments until she remembers someone is supposed to be holding her.

When her siren ISN'T going off, whimpers, satisfied sighs, , squeaks, gulps, gasps, hiccups, communications of general malaise and/or content, noisy gulps, mild protests of who the heck knows what, and of course warm ups to full crying are her constant companions.



More or less if she's awake, she's making noise. And if she's asleep, she's probably still making at least a little noise.

27 comments:

The Ceol Mors said...

She is stunningly beautiful and sweet and gorgeous and didn't I TELL YOU you could do this!?!?! Hope you and your family are enjoying this beautiful, precious time with her. <3 Mazel Tov!

Slyde said...

what a beautiful child!

wasnt all that morning sickness worth it now? :)

congrats, hon....

Staci said...

She's precious! Congratulations!!

Lauren Hartman said...

She is absolutely beautiful! Congratulations! Both yours and Rachel's photos are gorgeous :)

My 365 Project said...

Oh she is beautiful!

Sivia said...

thank you for sharing her with us via these photos! I hope more sleep is in your future! Lots of love, Debra

Tracy said...

Oh my goodness, she is so so adorable.
Congrats and your beautiful bundle of joy.
I love love the photo of your hubby holding her with her little smirk :)
So happy for your family :)

Nicki said...

Congratulations! She is absolutely beautiful and very photogenic.

Susan Beth said...

She is about the coolest thing I've seen on the internet in a long long time! Love her smiles. Thanks for sharing so generously with us.

Reds said...

Awwwwww - sweet sweet baby girl!! Congrats!

MarkD60 said...

She's a cutie!

Anonymous said...

Wow...who knew there were " mommy terrorists" all over " TOBALSE"?
I guess you did cause you just described " TERCHME"!
And so when you talk " ANGRY" and " VERY - VERY ANGRY", one only can suppose that you are a very tiresome person without a child at all!
Who has time for blogging if you have a newborn?
" NOBODY".
That's one more mistake with MOBECO.
They don't get the human civilization of " love".
REAL LOVE.
Not " LOVE HURTS" in culling and in OSIRIS.
Or ROCUNROL with PEDOPHILE KARL ROVE.
Or ROKYT with GILLES- " METTETAL VIKING DOORS".
Because just maybe you are all part of all those stories regarding " PART 30".
And " SHURE".
Which they say is SCHAR- HURE.
And they say one is into SYRIA and the other is into
IRA?
It's a " nice balance" with NYE- NYSSE?
And " EFFICOG" is with it and so is BERRIRO?
And who is this " JUSTIN CROSSMAN"?
The blogs say it's pedophile JEB BUSH with pedophile
ROSS- MANN- COULTER.
It's a " GALAXY" uncovered by MMILAYST?
And if you go to PART 49, you will find the NET is EARL- " The Duke" and RICK the PRICK.
And then you can take it to BRIGHT SPARKS and ONESMU-60.
That's with MONTROC 6 - THE ROCCE - DANA
FREDST.
And if you listen to CARMEN she'll tell you that all that
" HILARY MELTON BUTCHER " is definitely starting to
all fall apart.
And that is due to people like you who blog and let your
kids get destroyed by mobsters like " GMARTINEZ-dcconnor.com".
" TWIPPLY SKWOOD"?
TEXAS is burning in your PEDOPHILIA with
LOUISIANA- YEMEN , and KANSAS is giving away
" GEREASE" - " GERIZZO" - WASHINGTON.
Which means everything is now " underwater" with
" Killa Watt"- HEINTZ ...due to AMEITHO - NORTH.
This would be OLIVER NORTH who works with GATTO 999 and TAKKO 88 for AK'S and CONNIE MACK with
" MEPERGUNTE"?
MAINE?
UN?
USTECO?
" DJ" being MP and DASSAULT and JO BIDEN- JEB?
It's amazing to find " SLYDE - SLYDES" on your baby
blog particularly when it's STALLONE with SLYMIC?
Guns- Doctors- Constars all in " 52"?
With Austria?
ZURICH is now burning with TEXAS.
And we think the death penalty still exists there?
Maybe you can fit that in your next blog about
" SCULLS"?
And " CHERBAR-35"?
If not, you just have to fit in EPERMS 11.
EDWARD MEESE.
Because these poor babies all over the world have been used for " GREENAB 15"?
You might also cover that.
We'll be reading you and following you " TWIPPLY SKWOOD".

Anonymous said...

I'd like to ask TWIPPLY SKWOOD if her last name is WOODS?
And if her last name is WOODS she's had a lot of TRAUMA in her life.
And if this is WOODS and she is the same WOODS whose mother died of cancer when she was five, there is NO WAY anybody is going to blame you for anything - EVER- especially when they sent you away.
TWIPPLY WOODS, you have the responsibility to make sure WOODS sees this if this is not you.
Because the entire gig of OSIRIS- SCULLS- HYDRA- is
falling from all that SKYROCK with " MADSIN".
ASENGER 77 gives it about WINGKOW 55.
NO GRADSTAR- TRAGIC VICTIMS like " WOODS-
CLEMENT- HEATU- NATTIE" should be held accountable ; and that includes ADA the ORPHAN who
the military and the QUEEN and the POLITICIANS all USED for DOESCA- DCASEF!
And this boys and girls RAPED by the VATICAN, the very same!
The movie KANSAS KINGS wants CORRUPTION which CORRUPTED - TO PAY!
POPE- PRIME MINISTERS- PRESIDENTS- QUEENS- KINGS!
And this will be the documentary that destroys them all-
ETERNALLY!
KANSAS KINGS- CANNES FILM FESTIVAL- 2014!

Anonymous said...

You are on the MARBIN FAMILY blog?
Does this mean you went ARYAN with mob?MASSACHUSETTS?
And IRA- MILNE?
Did you know OKLAHOMA has just marked UTAH and SEACREST?
They say it's a " 48" which is FRINFOUR- GATES.
And guess who they say is HO for DC.
" METTETAL VIKING DOORS".
I'm talking explosives for those ZETAS " 06".
That's a pretty heavy deal especially if you are
" TWIPPLY SKWOOD".
And they say it's with YPPOOP 1?
You are with " BELLA BLAZE"?
And MIKILOVELESS- CARON- JAGGER?
LOWE?

Anonymous said...

A baby blog...with " the newborn"?
We take it the " hat" is CHENEY?
He's the one in " ETROOS-902"?
Because " VEROBSE 10" have books?
That's the OBS , in case you're " foggy" with " The Gift".
And you are all on STARST?
" GOOESSA 9" is LA?
MOORE- LEONARDO- COHEN- MANN?
Apparently " SUMAR SUMANDO" did the " KIDDOMP"?
And supposedly that really " ROCKED" Utah?
She 's the one with ROBERT GATES?
GATTO 999 and TAKKO 88?
And she 's the one now with integral information about
Canada's PM- STEPHEN HARPER?
he's that " GETALOPME- PMEDE"?
And what she says is that " SCHAR 169" is the HO ?
Washington?
He's called " SHOASAGR 23"?
He is a HO for SA- ARIZONA- KARL ROVE?
" OSSALAYN 88"?
SA- LA- YEMEN- NEVADA?
And he works it with " SBBERY 54"?
SEACREST?
" HEATU".
His name is MARC?
His specialty was HEN?
KANSAS- VERMONT- OKLAHOMA- TEXAS?
He was with " SS" in " 66"?
And what is the connection to these infants?
Tell us about these babies.
Where are they now?
Where are the pictures of them?
And how much does everybody get paid in this
SYPENN with " SHOSDA-38"?
IRA?
PLO?
SYSPUR?
SYSDY?
Show us pictures of DEWORPH- PHOKST .

Dr Zibbs said...

Cute!

Anonymous said...

Hey ZIBBS!
Come on back!
ACE IS TALKING!
So is CONDOLEEZA!
ONTARIO!
It's KONTO MOJI!
She gave away EDAR NORTE & EDAR SISCAR!
And then they went after DR. MZZZZZ!
YOUR NEXT DR. ZIBBS!
With STEPHEN HARPER!
It's all about MAINE!

Anonymous said...

Oh oh...we can hear those GREYHOUNDS being RELEASED!
THANK YOU IRONICUS MAXIMUS BLOG!
This is not to be confused with LEASSETA or ESSO- BP- SQUET!
Oh oh...we hear the moaning of MARTIN ROPER!
" GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE"...boy, that was getting so monotonous just like GPROVER - KARL ROVE who it surely was.
" STFU".
That's what he always used to say and send threatening emails to GREYHOUND RESCUERS and ADOPTION CENTERS who opened their mouths against mob.
And DUKE has a gigantic problem , now, with RESPOPM 76!
Because it's ALL MOB in guns- DOPETE ?
That's PMEDE- EGROPME- TWOPME - GETALOPM -
STEPHEN HARPER?
Your infant with the pearls?
That's MPEARLL who's talking.
EXPLOSIVES?
BAZELLECO - MOBECO?
And what she says is that pedophilia with politicians and
stars all got THE ROCCE treatment with REHDIS 60!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
DUESTSO?
ROARDERT?
RCECUM?
If this isn't a pedophile blog with explosives, why is ZIBBS on?
And whose kid did you use and is she still alive?

Anonymous said...

Magical words ?
NENTSRM 11.
But don't confuse that with MESSOCA 36.
ODSARYO 1 wouldn't like it.
Either would SHERYL CROW.
( RYST)

Anonymous said...

TWIPPLY SKWOOD?
How would one choose such a name?
is it short for TEXAS- WASHINGTON informing about
PEDOPHILES - LOUISIANA via YEMEN?
TWIPPLY?
May we say we have heard of " POPERS".
And these " POPERS" are RRAPOP pedophiles in MUSSEC and use explosives .
And the reason they are so violent is that they belong to the IRA and many are ZETAS.
They know this due to KARL ROVE.
He is with GROSS- HEINTZ MP3 physicians also known as MD 5.
You can find their info under " PROTSDA".
They are also with JEB BUSH under " BJUSADE".
(19)

Anonymous said...

FRANCE has a COMPANY in ONTARIO with KARL ROVE and LOUISIANA?
And the NET is TERESA HEINTZ?
" HOW COME"?
Is this the UNTSPA - TEXAS we have all been notified about?
" PCONOR" ?
There 's information LOUISIANA mob and rap are talking " immensely".
L8 - eez3e.
Explosives with PLO - and more than GERMANY-SYRIA involved.
This is coming from someone called: " ROCKY".
And what he says is that it's all about " YUNESSE-3".
YEMEN- UNITED NATIONS- NICE, FRANCE- " SS" - and " LSORSR-6".
This is that " MONTROC 6"- culling with:
" ROCKET MAN".

Anonymous said...

HEINTZ -57?
We " HEARR" it's " HOSENTC 2".
That's TCCARE - THOMAS in TCAOFF.
He's French?
He's with MP3 - " PLAYDOTA".
UK.
Sir Lanceleot is with castles and AUSTRIA.
That blog , AUTODIGITAL DESTRUCT got the latest about " SS" and NEO - NAZIS.
" Paul".
He's an Aryan pedophile?
Louisiana ?
He's a mobster " kid fucker" with DASSAULT.
It's TEXAS- NEVADA- COLORADO giving away the prize which is UN in " 73".
And what they sent was NEFUN 16.
Bombs- grenades- " extreme mining" for body parts and
" KILLA COLES".

Bruce Johnson said...

Well, first of all, I am not a baby person. Don't really care for the little tykes. Should be seen and not heard for the first 5 years or so.

That said, hats off to your baby photographer. He does Ann Giddes one better in making this little tyke look damn adorable.

D.J. Kirkby said...

Congratulations! Oh, and she sounds JUST like N3S did....a true labour of love...

Arizaphale said...

I hope magazines are paying you for these pictures!!! xx

Janet said...

Jill, she is so beautiful. I'm soooo far behind in my blog reading that I completely missed this major and wonderful event! Congratulations!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Janet! (and Arizaphale and DJ Kirkby and Bruce!)

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