Colic seems to be abating a little around here. Part of this poor kid's problem is that she wants to do everything they don't let babies do anymore. She wants very badly to sleep on her stomach (SIDS risk). She wants to be extra bundled and warm (more SIDS risk), and she wants to use her baby products inappropriately.
For example, she loves to sit on a this baby pillow on the bed and watch the ceiling fan. She smiles at the ceiling fan. She talks to the ceiling fan. My dad says she speaks fan-ese. The-Guy says she's a fan fan.
Here's a picture of the pillow with the warning label on the front.
ALL her products are equally likely to kill her. Apparently.
She loves this play gym:
It's every bit as dangerous as her pillow though:
In fact, ALL her baby paraphernalia has umpteen warnings of your child's untimely demise.
The labels should really just say, "Watch your kid you idiot! And don't blame us when tragedy strikes because we TOLD you this product was intended to knock off your baby!"
So that's the story from around here. The colic is getting a little better and all her toys want to kill her off.