I called a friend to find out if anyone at Lola's would be upset at me for posting pictures of the Lola's bathrooms and came away with this important information:
Even though the floor of the men's room has nicer tile than the ladies room, it turns out that licking the floor behind the toilet of the men's room is not a reliable method of suicide.
So, if you're seeking death by way of licking the floor behind a toilet, you might consider starting with the ladies room instead.
And look! They also have framed graffiti in the men's room:
This was the first time I've encountered an actual male in the men's bathroom, and coincidentally or not so coincidentally the first time I've had a men's room tour guide.
My guide, Joe, had just been complementing my friend and me on our lack of makeup. So when he took the opportunity to ask if certain body parts were real I said, "People who don't wear much makeup generally sport their own body parts."
I don't actually know if that's true or untrue for most women. The only thing of which I'm certain is that all my body parts are mine.