No, I don't have the foggiest idea what that says. Apparently it could possibly have something to do with something I've posted, since someone wandered here via Google searching for it. Then again, some searches seem to have more to do with the blog material than others. The searches might not have included Olivia Newton John’s Monkey Zwinky Penis like Jeff's did, but people are still finding their way here in some sort of odd ways.
I get a lot of searches for "lactating men". For the record, I don't know any lactating men. If I do meet one though, I'll see if he's up for an interview, Ricardo style since it seems to be a subject of much fascination.
A few people got here by searching "untouched boobs". What can I say except I hope those folks find what they're looking for?
I got a search for "why are cokeheads skinny?" I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe coke acts as an appetite suppressant, but I really don't know.
I still get a bunch of searches for "sugar booty." I'm still not sure what that is, but me and mine can tell you quite a bit about "sand booty" after having been at the beach last weekend.
There was one for "how do you get ticky tack out of clothes". I don't know how to get it out of clothes, but my son got it all over his eyeball once and I managed to get it out. That was almost as gross as his gaping head wound.
Someone got here by searching "pig salt pepper shakers naughty". Yeah, so the naughty salt and pepper shakers do tend to hang out here, what of it?!?!? I'm not sure how a pig got involved though...
In any case, here are a couple of pictures. This is my boy hard at work reading the comics at the radio pledge drive last weekend. If you look really carefully, you'll notice that he's not actually picking his nose. You might have to be related to the kid to appreciate the picture, I dunno. Maybe you even have to be me...but I like it.Lastly, in celebration of summer break being less than a week away, here's a picture of my fridge. It's watermelon instead of ice cream this time. I don't actually care for the stuff, but it was ridiculously cheap and seems to welcome summer quite nicely: