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Monday, May 19, 2008

I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth...

Oh no, wait that's Arlo Guthrie that wants to see that, not me. Still, I seem to be seeing my fair share lately. Here's my boy's latest, done while riding his wagon down a hill, Calvin & Hobbs style.My gal has made it out of all boots, casts, splints, wraps, etc. The doctor said no running or jumping, but he did not prohibit her from tree climbing. I got my computer back, but not my brain. That is to say, the bat mitzvah is less than four weeks away, so I don't have a lot of...extra...ummmmm...what was I saying?

Here's a picture of my body wash.I don't know what the label MEANS, but in case it's too blurry to read, what the label says is: "Free of parabens, animal ingredients, artificial fragrance and unnecessary chemicals." Don't worry though - the necessary chemicals are all in there. Yup.

Here's my cat Sugar, doing yoga:And for my fellow bathroom obsessed bloggers, this is an outhouse car from this spring's art car parade:Yes. That IS a bathroom you can drive.

Here's where my lucky duck kids got to ride for the parade:In any case, the bat mitzvah is fast approaching as is the end of school and that has more or less usurped my computer time...along with all other time.

Rest assured that I found out today that I have obviously picked THE most appropriate place for a 13 year old to celebrate a religious milestone EVER, as evidenced by the fact that shortly after the bat mitzvah party wraps up, a local band will be having a Birthday Bash and Big Boobie Blowout. Who the heck could ask for more than that?

14 comments:

Derek Wong said...

It sounds like someone has been having a grand old time. Haha I like that outhouse car. Did you get to look inside? Oh man I just imagined getting into a car crash with an outhouse. Disgusting!

So what's the venue's name? And if that's too much info to put online then what kind of a place is it? It sounds like quite the destination.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Yeah, Derek, a car accident in that thing would be big time not fun! The place is a restaurant & live music venue - lots of character. :-)

lotus07 said...

Until they hit puberty, most children are the real world embodiment of 'Gumby'...they just don't break.

ALF said...

Just up the hill from us there's a town that hosts an Annual Outhouse Race - perhaps that person could enter.

Love the picture of the cat.

Big Boobie Blowout - are they selling them? Blowing them up? Sounds interesting.

Lara said...

So, A big boobie blowout, what exactly IS that? And do I really want to know?

I always love your fun observations. I'm very glad your shampoo has necessary chemicals...you can sleep at night.

Jeff said...

Um, ok, so who's invited to the Big Boobie Blowout and how do I get my name on the list?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Lotus - It's sure not for lack of trying (that they don't break, that is).

Alf & Lara - not really sure what it is but sounds worth finding out...

Jeff - Not sure how you get on the list but I figure I'm a shoe-in. :-0 :-0 :-)

DJ Kirkby said...

Busy, busy, busy you!!!!!!! Hope it all goes well.

Beth said...

I have another bash to attend after yours, otherwise I could stay for the Big Boobie Blowout...Darn it!

Brown English Muffin said...

that outhouse car was hilarious...but I had to quickly scroll past that first picture of his knee and no matter how fast I scrolled my stomach STILL flipped over!!

Ms. Q said...

OOocch on the skinned knee! I skinned my knee but good once (fell off the treadmill) and jeeeezzz. Pain and serious grossness.

Big Boobie Blowout? Huh. I have this visual of some blowup-bras being pumped to maximum and then ...blowing up.

Thanks for the recap of what all has been going on and I also like the photo of Sugar doing yoga!

Thanks for doing a dash through my blog! It's been so loooonggg! I miss you!!!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks DJ Kirkby!

Beth - Bummer, huh? I figure I'll be too wiped out for any boobie blowout myself, but if it happens that I'm too tired to move after the party I might get a chance to find out what it entails...

Brown English Muffin - I guess you skipped the one where his brain was leaking out then? Now that was GROSS!!!!!!!

Ms.Q - Yeah I've been a little on the overwhelmed side as I think I mentioned on your blog! Didn't help that my computer was in the shop for a couple of weeks. Oh well, summer's coming!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger said...

Ohhhh there you are! I missed you Jill and your wacko sense of humor!! I see the kids are up to being kids and I just love the drivable outhouse lol that would be good when your on the run (get it, wink) Have a great weekend my friend!! :D

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Roger! I did have a nice weekend, jellyfish sting and all!

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