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Sunday, March 14, 2010

I've Always Wanted to be Beaten Up by a Catering Company

Hello fellow residents of Bloggville! How has your week been? Here just the normal assortment of wonderful and horrible and mundane.

I deleted my sweet pea's entire research project for English class. Neither of us panicked. At least if you don't count her cries of "I am SO GOING TO FAIL!!!!" and y'know, those little irregular heartbeats I was having. We got it back though.

Older Gal took my boy for a haircut, for which I am forever grateful. At least, I assume I'll be grateful. I haven't actually seen the results. Here's a "before" though. He's the one with a head.My good for nothin' evil cat enjoyed Swiss chard:He wasn't anywhere near as enthusiastic about the butternut squash. But he believes you shouldn't turn up your nose at anything without trying it first.I saw this sign. It's been a good many years since I set foot inside a Spanish classroom, but what does this place do? Assault its customers in between the appetizer and the main course?I attended both a funeral and a bar mitzvah and sat on both sides of parent teacher conferences. I baked and cooked and did laundry.

I went to collect my license from the bar where I accidental left it last Thursday in exchange for some darts. I finished my taxes. I'm ready to start a countdown until Spring break. Just a regular ole' week.

7 comments:

Jillian said...

I linked here via a 2Peas thread...love your writing!! A very enjoyable read - I'll definitely be back for more! :)

Arizaphale said...

Abuso Catering: bwahahahahahahaha. Maybe it means portable...like it comes in a bus-o?
Never mind.
And yes, just another ornery ole week in the life of a teacher.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Thanks Jillian!

Arizaphale - Oh yeah, see my mnind went straight to Spanish. I didn't think up alternatives. :-) :-) :-) Yeah, I'm looking forward to Spring break!

SJ said...

That cat is as brainy as he is handsome! Is there a state in the US that allows gay inter-species marriage?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Gay interspecies marriage...hmmmmm...There must be, although I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be Texas. Did you ask around while you were in California? :-)

Janet said...

What is your cat tasting in that first pic? Cuz it sure looks like some type of lizard...lol

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Janet - Doesn't it? Or maybe a snake? It's Swiss chard though & he enjoyed it quite a bit. Maybe because it looks like a lizzard...

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